Cleanup in aisle one. How did this bitch ever get her license

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The ending would be better phrased "...and they have no plan".

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This is definitely not a lemon party.

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With a little more effort should could have gotten another strike with her head.

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Where are some drunk, careening drivers when you need them to make the world a better place.

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Chicks dig scars. Bits of glass embedded in your back, not so much.

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Are you hungry for love... and a glucose monitor?

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Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasila that 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla?

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He definitely got up on the wrong side of the desk.

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It's not even close to midnight, but it's still time to dance!

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This is what happens when everyone is kung fu fighting.

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John McCain suggests that poor, sick people just go to Wal-Mart instead of seeing an actual doctor.

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Can you hear me now, bitch?

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Might've been better to try this at high tide...

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Some tough dudes throw down in backyard mayhem!

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Drunk rednecks are scary.

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I thought being drunk was supposed to make Russians better at stuff. Isn't intoxicated their natural state?

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There's not much to do at cricket games other than get drunk.

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Ameirca, fuck yeah! This is what happens when your party caters to the low-IQ segment of the population.

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Leaving your car unlocked in baboon-infested territory is not a good idea.

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